Bacaan sedikit diwaktu makan siang..
tips pagi ini : In a Nursery School Canteen, a basket of apples with a notice written over it:
"Do not take more than one, God is watching".
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples".
Moral: NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!.
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KID: "Why some of your hair are white Dad?"
DAD: "Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white ….."
KID: "Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white….."
Moral: Don’t be over smart ..
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Child : "Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?"
Mummy: "Because he speak only truth."
Child: "Now I understood why ladies have long hair...."
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